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Flavoured whisky, man. Why do we keep doing this?

Forty Creek Spike Honey Spice. It’s like honey only no not really. Not at all actually. It’s what a computer’s idea of a bee makes for honey. It’s what wasp honey probably tastes like. Like if honey was made from scorpions maybe.

But this was a Christmas present and of course I’m happy to have the chance to try something, especially something I probably wouldn’t pick up on my own. Dan used to love Forty Creek so he might have bought it, Dan crazy like that. Here’s what we thought:

nose
Dan – cherry coke with spiced rum
Simon – “honey” = basic sweet + brown

neat
Dan – like worthers after brushing your teeth
Simon – like “unspecified winter beverage” syrup & booze

finish
Dan – too long
Simon – very gross burn

splash
Dan – taste like watered down caramel syrup that’s gone off
Simon – like what a high schooler thinks a mixed drink tastes like

overall
Dan – 0/10
Simon – 2/100

Forty Creek Spike Honey Spiced – 40% 750ml – $28.95 – Ontario

Try it? FUCK NO. Buy it? I mean as revenge maybe.

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