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Fucking Fireball Goddamned Cinnamon Garbage Alleged Whisky with No One

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Whisky

IMG_2736I can’t believe I’m doing this.

I haven’t tasted it yet. It’s sitting in a Glencairn glass between me and my keyboard. I am currently writing around it, through the fumes of cinnamon and solvent.

You see, I thought I had another review prepared for today. It’s Friday, it’s iScotch day, I usually have something ready.

But I didn’t. And my punishment is this small bottle of angry that’s been mocking me from my liquor cabinet for months now. Hell, the picture above? Haven’t lived there in 8 months.

This isn’t pre-done. I’m not going to give you a write-up and the tasting notes. I’m just going to do this while I write. Wish me luck.

smell
Simon – cinnamon hearts and model glue

God, that is gross. You know when you’re walking through a public place and you get a face-full of someone’s cheap perfume/cologne, and it feels like it sticks to you? That’s what this smells like. If you spilled this in your house, you’d have to move.

neat
Simon – like chewing cinnamon Dentyne gum while drinking the cheapest Canadian whisky you can find.

WHY? Why am i doing this? It is so bad.

finish
Simon – yes it is definitely still there. still very gross, edge of tongue and back of mouth.

Normally I would splash with water, but since it’s already only 33%, there’s no point. Normally I’d do a write-up about the corporate entity that makes this (Sazerac) or their web presence, but I don’t want to. I don’t want to know anything more about Fucking Fireball Goddamned Cinnamon Garbage Alleged Whisky than I already do.

ginger ale
Simon – kinda… kinda like a spiced rye and ginger? If the only spice is cinnamon. If you keep pouring ginger ale, tho, it does fortunately just start to taste like ginger ale.

So, dear readers who I now sort of hate a little bit for making me do this, Happy Friday! Happy iScotch Day! Go and drink something better than this! It can’t possibly be hard to do.

Fucking Fireball Goddamned Cinnamon Garbage Alleged Whisky – 33% 200ml – $8.45 – Canada/USA

Try it? Why, have you never tasted cinnamon before? Buy it? Nope.

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