Pre-Canada Day Round 2! The Liquormen’s Ol Dirty Canadian Whisky with Dan & Bowick

The LCBO is still open and you can still go pick up party fuel for Canada Day tomorrow. With that in mind and in the vein of a public service announcement: don’t buy Liquormen’s Ol’ Dirty Whisky. Don’t do it to yourself, and don’t serve it to your friends. Canada Day is about coming together as a nation we stole from some other people, not pranking each other with bleach.

Yes, the is the official whisky of The Trailer Park Boys, another of the many things out of Nova Scotia that everyone thinks is great. The actors on the show are not distillers; this is made by Dartmouth Spirits, altho LCBO say this in distilled in Newfoundland, which seemed unlikely.

And yes, this is the second time we’ve reviewed this terrible thing – AJ took the original bullet for us. From now on I think we’re going to try and stick to only Round 2ing stuff we liked the first time, instead of this ridiculous intentional self-harm. Anyway, here’s what we thought:

Dan – canadian club, alcohol, fruit hairspray
Simon – canadian club & cotton candy
Bowick – sweet, candy, aerosol spray

Dan – fake butterscotch and hallowe’en toffee and coffee
Simon – orange rinds and fear
Bowick – very little, catbarf.gif

Dan – cough syrup aftertaste
Simon – burnt rubber
Bowick – short

Dan – somehow chocolate added to neat notes
Simon – thins, still bad
Bowick – doesn’t taste like whiskey

Dan – 2.5/10
Simon – 1.8/10
Bowick – 1/10

Liquourmen’s Ol Dirty Canadian Whiskey – 40% 750ml – $30.10 – Canada

Try it? No. Buy it? No

One Reply to “Pre-Canada Day Round 2! The Liquormen’s Ol Dirty Canadian Whisky with Dan & Bowick”

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    If it wasthat crappy the first time, why go back and give them more money? My policy with this kind of crap is same as for restaurants. Serve a bad meal and I never come back……. Ever!!

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